Google Gulp – another offline venture

With the success of all of Google’s ventures of late like the new Google Desktop™ searching software, and rave reviews of Google Talk™, and the upcoming Ads By Google print, Google has decided to go into the beverage market.

Now I know what you’re thinking, What is this all about? And have they totally lost their minds? But with Google, anything is possible. That’s why Google Gulps are going to take the world by storm. Google gulps are a line of smart drinks designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

There is actually a DNA scanner implanted in the brim of the bottle that reads your base pair genetic data, that fine-tunes your hormonal cocktail in real time using the new Auto-Drink™ technology.

Current Google Gulp available flavours include:
Glutamine Grape – enhancing your learning and memory functions
Sugar-Free Radical – Stay thin
Beta Carroty – cancer fighting carotenoids
Sero-Tonic Water – a pick-me-upper

The new Google Gulps are available as limited releases at your local grocery store.

Google Gulp FAQ’s

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